🚨❄TEXAS FREEZE CRISIS❄🚨: VIOLET and OREO BEAR (MY CAT 😼) NEED A HERO BEFORE WE TURN INTO POPSICLES🍧!! ❄🚨

UPDATE: MY PHONE IS BACK ON!! 😉, San Antonio’s freezing over, my landlord’s losing chill faster than the pipes, and I just got hit with the classic “pay up or pack upl .” I’m Violet — 42, semi-responsible adult, full-time cat mom to Oreo Bear (queen of fluff, judge of character, certified diva🙀). Zero plans to become that girl ranting at pigeons outside Whataburger. Oreo Bear refuses to downgrade from her bougie blanket throne to a cardboard condo — she’s already giving me side-eye that could frost glass❄.So here’s the deal: Looking for one solid human with:Enough cash to stop the eviction madness 🏠Calm, confident vibes to handle cat-level sass 🐾No fear of royalty (Oreo Bear does not do peasants🙀) 👑In return, you’ll become the legend who saved us — and trust me, the gratitude package will be sooo worth it!!